Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
