is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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