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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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