Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
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WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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