THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Holy shit dude........stairs
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
