You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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