I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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