hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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