I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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