i think i have herpe
just one?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
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Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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