New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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