I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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