i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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