and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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