at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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