You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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