Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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