Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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