This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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