i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
