i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
you never un-have a 4some
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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