Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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