Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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