It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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