At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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