I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
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I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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