I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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