one two three fourrrrnication!
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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