Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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