Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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Someone shattered a urinal.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
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Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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