The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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