Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
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The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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