so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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