I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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