haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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