thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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