i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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