My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Your cock deserves a montage
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
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