just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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