Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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