Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
