gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
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I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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