Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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