That's intense
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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