so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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