he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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