He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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