hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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