what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Moan for me like Helen Keller
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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