dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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