i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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