If i come over, it means nothing
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Someone came in the potted fern
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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