so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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