Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I woke up under a house in Key West
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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