Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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