I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
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Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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