Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
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You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
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